I’m a mess. I’m not sure if it’s from lack of sleep or what.
I mean, I did sleep good last night. Mannys at my moms and I’m glad he is.
I feel really weird and sweaty.
Probably cause I’m sitting in my garage smoking a cigarette and it’s 88 degrees outside.
I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.
Second time reblogging this. idc. I’m in love with this video and the person that made it.
if u ever meet a boy who says his favorite show is family guy then u need to run. run away from him as fast as u can and never look back
ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
Did anyone notice…
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
*mr krabs voice* secret formuler
*plankton voice* hand it over krabs
*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton