I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL
IM SO SORRY IF YOU DONT KNOW ME IRL BECAUSE IM GREAT
in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.